Says things like, “This isn’t even football anymore!” or the timeless classic “Back when I played…” Buy this guy some wings so he has a good reason to keep his mouth shut. If his team loses, you should probably keep one eye over your shoulder in the parking lot. If you’re in his bar rooting against his team, you’re going to know you don’t belong there. He flip-flops like a trout that just hopped into your boat. It’s possible that this guy buys 32 jerseys every year. He wants his real team to win, but not at the cost of his fantasy team. “Remember the Vikings Left Tackle from 1976? You look just like him.” He’ll just blindside you with some reference that leaves everyone dumbfounded. This guy keeps it turned up to 11 all day long. Some are intense, some are obnoxious, but all are wild and we love them just the same.Īre they winning? Are they losing? Was it a big play, or a two-yard gain on 1st down? You’ll never know. There are certain characters that you’re going to run into and we just want to make sure you’re mentally prepared to handle these folks. If you’ve never come out to The Wing for a game before, let us show you the lay of the land. We don’t think there’s a better place to catch all the action this football season than Wild Wing Cafe (Of course, we’re a little biased). It’s ok, we forgive you even if Todd doesn’t. We heard all about your touchdown dance after you slapped Todd’s plate out of his hand last year in the first quarter. This individual deserves all of the gold stars and a generous tab at the bar next time he’s out at The Wing with you.įor those of you who won’t be invited back by last year’s Puppy Bowl party host, you’re welcome to come to The Wing. A designated driver/Uber/Lyft/Taxi: Your party MVP. You’ll feel like you’re on the field at the end of the game.ġ5. Tough guy to make sure everyone pays up: Probably someone named Vlad.ġ2. Super Bowl Squares: If your team isn’t playing and you’re not betting, we assume you’re just there for the wings. Coasters: No one is going to use them, but you can say you tried.ġ0. Bottle openers: For the craft beer snobs who won’t put twist caps on their bottles.ĩ. Coolers: Because you don’t want to have to clean out your fridge. This way Karen can’t eat all of the dip by herself.ħ. Cups: For holding all of these liquids, obviously.Ħ. Ice: Keep those beverages cooler than a cucumber.ĥ. Now that you’re back, let’s talk about everything else you need to make game day wild.Ĥ. If not, stop what you’re doing and call your local Wild Wing Cafe right now. You and your squad should have plenty of wings, appetizers, and dips to enjoy on game day. 5th, or whatever big game you plan to watch that day. Hopefully by now you’ve already placed your order for the Puppy Bowl on Feb.